I took a screenshot for when it's bumped off the page. Mmm. Yes.
Oh right, so now I am curious-- Who would you guys pick for your Top 10 list? Why? (No time frame either-- clearly we aren't being nostalgic with a fan-community for a 2010 movie ;D Let's make it fun, and include images, yes? OFF-TOPIC-ISH THREAD, AND NOT FOR KIDS AT ALL, OKAY? OKAY. GO.
First off, I really suck at describing anything but I'll do my best. I'm better at being enthusiastic than I am at being descriptive. :U
10. Brooklyn (Gargoyles)
I remember next to nothing about this show. I just know my younger self wanted this mother fucker. I'd still do him. Also hrrrrrmmmm they barely wear anything. Om nom nom.
9. Dodger (Oliver and Company)
I'm not sure how to explain attraction to an animated dog, and I'm not going to really try. ANYWAY-- Another childhood "crush" of sorts. I didn't understand it then, and I don't know. Dodger was just fun and easy-going. He seemed to have a fun life as a stray wandering the streets of the big city and all that, doing whatever he wanted.
8. Beast (Beauty and the Beast)
I'm not too sure what other chicks are talking about when they talk about Beast being misunderstood and shit-- I just want to nail him because he's a big monster thing.
Obvious furry is obvious, I guess. I would hit it and I regret nothing.
7. Kovu (The Lion King II)
"And we'll start a pride... allll our own~"
Kovu's story does seem to mirror Megamind's to some extent. Raised from the beginning to be "bad". Wants the girl on the "good" side. Yadda yadda. Disney made a subtle joke about lion sex.
He shouldn't be sexy, but he is. Yeah. Fuck you, Disney.
6. Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown)
You're damn right this looks Megamind-ish. Jack Spicer is the ONLY reason to watch this show. The show's plot is terrible, the characters are terrible racial stereotypes, but Jack...? Oh Jack. He should have just been given his own show. My friend had introduced this show to me once long ago, telling me to "stick around until the villain comes in". I reluctantly stayed, and oh BOY was I ever glad I had! Jack is the humor of the show, and again, very Megamind-like. Evil boy genius, lives in his mother's basement, screams like a girl, can't seem to do anything right, butt of every joke... I want crossover fic.
Also like Megamind's need to add "Mega" to tons of his shit, Jack does the same. For instance, the "Jackbots", which are much like the brainbots. I do wonder if Dreamworks got any of their inspiration from this character, because seriously. SERIOUSLY. SO MUCH OF MY LOVE.
5. Scar (The Lion King)
I'm not at all ashamed to admit that I always wanted to nail Scar. I have no idea how that would actually work out, and in fact it sounds very painful, but I would try it. Once. With the lights off. While drunk.
Again, villain with the desire to have what was never intended to be his. Kills his brother. Probably nails his brother's wife. Takes over the kingdom and almost destroys it beyond repair. Would hit it.
I need to question my priorities.
4. Zelgadis Greywords (The Slayers)
Slayers was my "thing" growing up. It was the first anime I actually watched, shortly before Pokemon and YuGiOh and Dragonball Z. If the internet were like it is now back then, I would have been that kid posting her shitty OC self-insert crossover fanfiction and crying because nobody wants to read my ~totally epic story guyz!!!1~. It's a good thing the internet was nothing but shitty dail-up AOL and a few scattered websites, otherwise I would have embarassed myself thoroughly.
Anyway, I was originally going to list "Valgarv" in this list, but removed him for Zelgadis. Valgarv was my main crush as a kid, but Zelgadis is a crush that remained all the way to adulthood, especially while watching the recently released newest season of the show. Zelgadis first starts off as an awkward villain to the story's protagonist, but quickly changes for the side of "good". If you can even call the protagonist's side "good", that is. Anyway, Zelgadis' body is the result of magic, which transformed him from a human to a chimera-- now making him part demon and golem. Throughout the series he is searching for a cure for the spell. He's an angsty little shit and I love him so~
He's also voiced by Crispin Freeman. Who can have all of my babies. Forever.
Dat fucking VOICE hrrrrnghgngggnh.
3. Tulio (The Road to El Dorado) (right side)
Most underrated Dreamworks movie ever. Ever. This movie did terribly at the box office despite being entirely awesome. Sounds familiar, yeah? This movie did even worse than Megamind, sadly, not even making their budget back in theater sales. Yeowtch. Such a shame, too-- this movie really pushed a lot of limits (two words: implied blowjob) and most of it went rather unnoticed as it slipped under the radar. It's pretty much cult classic status now. Tulio and Miguel are also... uh. Close. Very very very close. Balls are totally touching.
Tulio is simply hot, moody, and the most likely male character to want to have a threesome with you and another guy.
Seriously though-- this movie is worth your time and money. You'll probably find it in the $5 bin at WalMart like I did years back. No excuses. Just go see it. Now. Go.
2. Alucard (Hellsing)
Hellsing is the only gorey/violent thing I seem to be able to handle without any problem at all. Probably because the main character, Alucard, is hot as fucking hell. Alucard is a vampire bound to the bloodline of the Hellsing Organization, an organization dedicated to destroying other vampires. He is forever loyal to his master Integra Hellsing, and the show is just full of lots of sexyness and shameless violence for the sake of violence. I would pretty much do every main character in the show. But especially Alucard. I really am not sure how to explain him. He's just hot. Perhaps I am just shallow.
Also, his voice, again-- Crispin Freeman. Sexiest voice on the planet. Sorry, Will.
Lets just say that I could care less what he has in his pants-- I would find a way to hit that. Hard. Multiple times. Daily.
No fucking contest. I don't think there is a single thing I wouldn't do to him, let's just put it that way. |D I THINK YOU ALL UNDERSTAND WHY I FEEL HOW I FEEL ALREADY. YEAH.
Okay guys and gals, your turn. THREAD OF NEVER-ENDING SEXUAL FRUSTRATION GO