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Ton Ten "Hottest" Animated Guys

My boyfriend is again, awesome, for pointing out that the Nostalia Critic site has title art including a shirtless Megamind-- nnnnmmm. Sadly though, he doesn't make the actual list because for nostalgia's sake she's only doing this for 1985-2002.

I took a screenshot for when it's bumped off the page. Mmm. Yes.


Oh right, so now I am curious-- Who would you guys pick for your Top 10 list? Why? (No time frame either-- clearly we aren't being nostalgic with a fan-community for a 2010 movie ;D Let's make it fun, and include images, yes? OFF-TOPIC-ISH THREAD, AND NOT FOR KIDS AT ALL, OKAY? OKAY. GO.

I'll start.

First off, I really suck at describing anything but I'll do my best. I'm better at being enthusiastic than I am at being descriptive. :U

10. Brooklyn (Gargoyles)

I remember next to nothing about this show. I just know my younger self wanted this mother fucker. I'd still do him. Also hrrrrrmmmm they barely wear anything. Om nom nom.

9. Dodger (Oliver and Company)

I'm not sure how to explain attraction to an animated dog, and I'm not going to really try. ANYWAY-- Another childhood "crush" of sorts. I didn't understand it then, and I don't know. Dodger was just fun and easy-going. He seemed to have a fun life as a stray wandering the streets of the big city and all that, doing whatever he wanted.

8. Beast (Beauty and the Beast)

I'm not too sure what other chicks are talking about when they talk about Beast being misunderstood and shit-- I just want to nail him because he's a big monster thing.

Obvious furry is obvious, I guess. I would hit it and I regret nothing.

7. Kovu (The Lion King II)

"And we'll start a pride... allll our own~"
Kovu's story does seem to mirror Megamind's to some extent. Raised from the beginning to be "bad". Wants the girl on the "good" side. Yadda yadda. Disney made a subtle joke about lion sex.

He shouldn't be sexy, but he is. Yeah. Fuck you, Disney.

6. Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown)

You're damn right this looks Megamind-ish. Jack Spicer is the ONLY reason to watch this show. The show's plot is terrible, the characters are terrible racial stereotypes, but Jack...? Oh Jack. He should have just been given his own show. My friend had introduced this show to me once long ago, telling me to "stick around until the villain comes in". I reluctantly stayed, and oh BOY was I ever glad I had! Jack is the humor of the show, and again, very Megamind-like. Evil boy genius, lives in his mother's basement, screams like a girl, can't seem to do anything right, butt of every joke... I want crossover fic.

Also like Megamind's need to add "Mega" to tons of his shit, Jack does the same. For instance, the "Jackbots", which are much like the brainbots. I do wonder if Dreamworks got any of their inspiration from this character, because seriously. SERIOUSLY. SO MUCH OF MY LOVE.

5. Scar (The Lion King)

I'm not at all ashamed to admit that I always wanted to nail Scar. I have no idea how that would actually work out, and in fact it sounds very painful, but I would try it. Once. With the lights off. While drunk.

Again, villain with the desire to have what was never intended to be his. Kills his brother. Probably nails his brother's wife. Takes over the kingdom and almost destroys it beyond repair. Would hit it.

I need to question my priorities.

4. Zelgadis Greywords (The Slayers)

Slayers was my "thing" growing up. It was the first anime I actually watched, shortly before Pokemon and YuGiOh and Dragonball Z. If the internet were like it is now back then, I would have been that kid posting her shitty OC self-insert crossover fanfiction and crying because nobody wants to read my ~totally epic story guyz!!!1~. It's a good thing the internet was nothing but shitty dail-up AOL and a few scattered websites, otherwise I would have embarassed myself thoroughly.

Anyway, I was originally going to list "Valgarv" in this list, but removed him for Zelgadis. Valgarv was my main crush as a kid, but Zelgadis is a crush that remained all the way to adulthood, especially while watching the recently released newest season of the show. Zelgadis first starts off as an awkward villain to the story's protagonist, but quickly changes for the side of "good". If you can even call the protagonist's side "good", that is. Anyway, Zelgadis' body is the result of magic, which transformed him from a human to a chimera-- now making him part demon and golem. Throughout the series he is searching for a cure for the spell. He's an angsty little shit and I love him so~

He's also voiced by Crispin Freeman. Who can have all of my babies. Forever.
Dat fucking VOICE hrrrrnghgngggnh.

3. Tulio (The Road to El Dorado) (right side)


Most underrated Dreamworks movie ever. Ever. This movie did terribly at the box office despite being entirely awesome. Sounds familiar, yeah? This movie did even worse than Megamind, sadly, not even making their budget back in theater sales. Yeowtch. Such a shame, too-- this movie really pushed a lot of limits (two words: implied blowjob) and most of it went rather unnoticed as it slipped under the radar. It's pretty much cult classic status now. Tulio and Miguel are also... uh. Close. Very very very close. Balls are totally touching.

Tulio is simply hot, moody, and the most likely male character to want to have a threesome with you and another guy.

Seriously though-- this movie is worth your time and money. You'll probably find it in the $5 bin at WalMart like I did years back. No excuses. Just go see it. Now. Go.

2. Alucard (Hellsing)

Hellsing is the only gorey/violent thing I seem to be able to handle without any problem at all. Probably because the main character, Alucard, is hot as fucking hell. Alucard is a vampire bound to the bloodline of the Hellsing Organization, an organization dedicated to destroying other vampires. He is forever loyal to his master Integra Hellsing, and the show is just full of lots of sexyness and shameless violence for the sake of violence. I would pretty much do every main character in the show. But especially Alucard. I really am not sure how to explain him. He's just hot. Perhaps I am just shallow.

Also, his voice, again-- Crispin Freeman. Sexiest voice on the planet. Sorry, Will.

1. Megamind

Of course.

Lets just say that I could care less what he has in his pants-- I would find a way to hit that. Hard. Multiple times. Daily.

No fucking contest. I don't think there is a single thing I wouldn't do to him, let's just put it that way. |D I THINK YOU ALL UNDERSTAND WHY I FEEL HOW I FEEL ALREADY. YEAH.


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Okay guys and gals, your turn. THREAD OF NEVER-ENDING SEXUAL FRUSTRATION GO


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filthy_animal
Feb. 13th, 2012 12:42 pm (UTC)
I didn't know an animated character could do this to me. I need help.

HELP ISN'T COMING

Now go stick Vice's dick in Megamind's mouth
murasaki_yugata
Feb. 13th, 2012 01:36 pm (UTC)
Seriously, GO BACK AND SEE GARGOYLES! Get the DVD. Right now. It's the best animated series ever!
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murasaki_yugata
Feb. 13th, 2012 02:03 pm (UTC)
Really? I was in my 20s before I actually sat down and watched a full episode and it's one of my three favorite TV series of all time. Right up there with The Sopranos and Firefly. It's got a couple of really awesome villains, Shakespearean and Arthurian references, a well-thought out story arch. Just...don't watch Season 3 (the Goliath Chronicles). That was shit. The first two seasons on the other hand...gold, IMO. But to each their own :)
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fearcat
Feb. 13th, 2012 02:04 pm (UTC)
*Nods madly* all true XDXDXD not sure who Zelgadis Greywords is??? but YES!!! *sighs*
filthy_animal
Feb. 13th, 2012 08:14 pm (UTC)
Aww! He's just a cutie. The series is really long (and most people either love it or hate it, it's just one big ship-tease like the whole way through!) but yeah. Hrrrm.

Uhhh I tried looking for clips, but most of them suck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FTDWBCn6X0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqxlyRkb8NU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSAqZUYpqfU MANLY TEARS
aurawind
Feb. 13th, 2012 02:06 pm (UTC)
FFFFFFF AURA APPROVES THIS POST.

10-Milo Thatch (from Atlantis:The lost empire). Gotta love this nerdy boy, maybe because he's a lot like me, but a guy. I'd totally marry him. Or a guy who was exactly like him <3

9-Goliath (from Gargoyles). I've been obsessed with this sexy purple-skinned dude since I was a child. I'd bet the fact I like muscled men came directly from Goliath. Besides, he always was helping humans despite they were terrified from him, and his romance with Elisa was gorgeous. <33333

8-Gourry (from Slayers). His super long blond hair, his sillyness and his feelings for Lina/Reena in the Spanish dub made me fall hard for him. I atill blame him for how much I like blonde guys ;A;

7-Zuko (from ATLA). My very first fandom crush. What's not to love in this guy? He's really hot and adorable, even when he's such a emo kid most of the time xD

6- Jack Spicer. And all you said sums up very much my feelings for him.

5-Findore Carias (from Bleach). He's a VERY, VERY girly arrancar (evil lost soul) whose transformation turns one of his arms into a crab claw. He's very talkative, and when he's excited about something he tends to scream "EXACTA!". I totally ship him with Abirama (see below).

4-Abirama Redder(from Bleach). He's an arrancar who tends to yell and scream way too much. His transformation lookis like a giant red eagle. Probably one of the funniest character of the show... but he died too quickly, losing (literally) his head "thanks to" one of the supposed-to-be good guys.

3-Ulquiorra Cifer(from Bleach). He's a nihilist arrancar who wants to know what a heart is. In his "Resurreccion" transformation he looks like a very human-like bat. Though he talks and acts like a total jerk with his enemies, his innocence and his interest on Orihime are absolutelly beautiful. Too bad he died T_T

2-Bernard. God knows how much I adore this little witty man. With his glasses and that body so similar to Megs, but peachy. And his haiiiiirrrr. Not forgetting Ben Stiller's voice (I'd love to listen him whispering naughty things into my ear...)

1-Wayne Scott. Just look at DAT HANDS. DAT BEARD. DAT HAIR. DAT MUSCLES. DAT anything he has in his pants. He's SO DAMN SEXY. Yes, I love hairy guys, especially when they're softies in the inside. And Brad Pitt's voice is just the cherry on top of the cake.
alpha_centari27
Feb. 13th, 2012 05:19 pm (UTC)
The one thing I will say that I like about Music Man is that his facial hair obscures just how large and exaggerated his face and chin really are.
ladyspock
Feb. 13th, 2012 03:15 pm (UTC)
I remember when I watched the DVD extras and they showed a little test clip of Megamind walking across the floor. STRIDING across the floor. I had to swallow my drool. I wondered how in the hell did they make an animated character so sexy?

Up until Megamind, I haven't looked at cartoon characters in a sexy way before, so I don't have a complete list. I have to go back to all those old shows I liked and have another look.


7. Eric from The Little Mermaid. Yes, he's clean-cut and all, but I like him. He's nice.

6. Scar from The Lion King. For some reason, this was one of the first characters I thought of. I wasn't sure if I should include an animal, but filthy did it first, so what the hell.

5. Beast as a human from Beauty and the Beast.

4. Beast as a beast.

3. Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender. Moody, tormented, driven, honorable, what's not to love?

2. Jack Spicer from Xiaolin Showdown. For all the reasons filthy mentioned.

1. Megamind. (Duh.) He's nerdy and spazzy and handsome and funny and cocky and, and....you get the idea.

filthy_animal
Feb. 13th, 2012 08:14 pm (UTC)
Jack Spicer yessssssss! :D
colonel_bastard
Feb. 13th, 2012 03:16 pm (UTC)


DID SOMEONE SAY SEXY ANIMATED CHARACTER




Be still, my heart.
raspberryseedz
Feb. 13th, 2012 08:23 pm (UTC)
Bwahahaha! I love Ratigan. Classy evilness at it finest.
tripperfunster
Feb. 13th, 2012 03:30 pm (UTC)


Ahahaha! There is something so wrong with me! And oddly enough, I don't seem to go for one body type, do I?

5)Patrick. I have no idea why, but when my kids watch Spongebob, I want to do nasty, nasty things to Patrick. Innocence kink much?

4)Timon. Oh god, so funny! And such a wise guy. His bromance with Pumba was so epic. I'm surprised I didn't slash the hell out of them.

3) Gaston. What can I say? I happen to perv over muscley, hairy douche bags. Metro Man

2) Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Oh god I have SUCH AN INAPPROPRIATE CRUSH ON THIS MAN! Seriously. If you've ever seen my journal, you will see ALL SORTS OF DIRTY CARTOON PORN. (and fic) WITH A PLATYPUS.

3)Need I say more? If I had to pick one, it'd be Megz, of course, but the two of them together are hotter than any pixelated images have any right to be. unf

Edited at 2012-02-13 03:31 pm (UTC)
alpha_centari27
Feb. 15th, 2012 01:05 am (UTC)
Variety is the spice of life?

I seem to be terrible at being able to accurately paraphrase people's witty, insightful remarks, but here goes: "Saying that you are going to be monogamous for the rest of your life is like saying you're never going to have any other ice cream other than vanilla." I think I remember this from an episode of House.

Now I know we're not talking about monogamy here, but I think you know what I mean. ;)
veronicanplay
Feb. 13th, 2012 03:56 pm (UTC)
I searched and searched my mind till there came steam out of my ears, but I could only come up with four and one of them is not even from a movie but he is animated, that must count for something right?

Well without further ado here is my list of four:


4. Flynn Rider, come on how could you ever resist his smoulder? :P


3.Tulio, I tottaly had a crush on him my self when I was younger.
And I love The Road to El Dorado, the first ever DVD I ever bought and now have 2 copies. :)


2. Guybrush Threepwood from Tales of Monkey Island, I love how they made him look in 3D.


1. And surprise surprise Megamind, he is just so cute, and I love his eyes! *Squeal*
And it's even a plus that blue is my favourite colour. :D

Edited at 2012-02-13 04:09 pm (UTC)
veronicanplay
Feb. 13th, 2012 05:26 pm (UTC)
Hmm I just noticed something going through in all my pictures, I think I have a thing for men with a Goatee. :D

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nerd_on_patrol
Feb. 13th, 2012 04:12 pm (UTC)
I love how, in the screenshot, MEGAMIND is the one the Nostalgia Chick is staring at with burning lust in her eyes. FEEL OUR FRUSTRATION, CHICK. LET IT SINK INTO YOUR LOINS.

For hot animated guys, I'd like to nominate Syndrome from The Incredibles and Raoul from Monster in Paris. Arrogant but oh-so-charismatic inventor guys? Do want.
filthy_animal
Feb. 13th, 2012 08:16 pm (UTC)
DAMN RIGHT SHE DOES! XD
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pitbulllady
Feb. 13th, 2012 05:13 pm (UTC)
I don't even really have a TopTen list, since I haven't seen that many animated guys that really turned me on...much. I have a Top Three list though, with two of those guys actually tied for first place. my tastes in animated guys is a bit odd; I guess I come across as a xenophile lol!

in second place is Wilt, from "Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends". Who can resist that smile and that gentlemanly charm? That suave Charleston accent doesn't hurt, either.

Tied for first place are Megamind, of course, and my absolute soulmate, Randall Boggs from "Monsters, Inc.", for a lot of the same reasons. both for a lot of the same reasons. I'll wait until I get home to go into more details but that's my list.

Pitbulllady
mentalguru
Feb. 14th, 2012 11:51 pm (UTC)
I am not suprised by your top three at all. XD.

It's kind of odd in my case too (even though Randall nor Wilt or Megamind figure on my list- though now that I think on it Wilt should have been added with the random guys I added on spot ten, he's a cool guy and the kind of person I'd like to date too- though I'm not sure I'd be able to help him be more assertive, whatever I may come across as online, offline I'm pretty passive myself).

I don't consider myself a furry either technically yet for some reason I have two guys tied for first place which could point to that idea. Goliath from Gargoyles and Leonardo from TMNT 2003 animated version. And Basil for 10th place too. And Wilt I suppose too.

Though I would think most people have those exceptions here and there, whether they call themselves 'furry' or not.

OTOH, I guess in the end its personality and just being generally interesting which attracts people. I don't see purple/green skin and think 'omfg so hot' when it comes to them. I think that happens a lot as NC pointed out in her video for women when it comes to male (or female) characters. Not all the time, but it seems to happen alot. Sometimes our crushes are tied to our 'realistic' desires, but also sometimes just fantasies we know wouldn't work in reality. I mean I like Batman both Terry and Bruce as well as the Flash and Superman, but while the Terry McG Batman I could see working out, Bruce Wayne would actually be probably a nightmare to date even if on a shallow note I find him 'hotter' then Terry. Same with Ozai from ATLA (though Ozai is of course more malicious and dangerous and an actual villian who tries to BURN AN ENTIRE CONTINENT so yeah, definitely an utterly shallow one and would be unwise to pursue if he was real). The Flash would be fun and I'd trust Superman. So my list is kind of a weird mix of people with personalities I wouldn't half mind dating in real life and those who are ones I know probably wouldn't be a good idea to get with IRL.
alpha_centari27
Feb. 13th, 2012 05:49 pm (UTC)
I don't think I have ever had really a sexual crush on an animated character, but there have been a few I have been obsessed with in a non-sexual capacity. Ranking is in no particular order.

7) Inuyasha.

6) Wayne Scott a.k.a. Metro Man a.k.a. Music Man. You know you're obsessed and more than likely have a crush on a fictional character when you write fanfic about said character and there is a semi-fictionalized version of you in said fanfic.

5) Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z. All I can figure is that during my angsty middle school to early high school years there was something very attractive about a guy who has the type of power Vegeta has. That and his attitude resonated more with me than Goku's innocent, carefree, let it be, don't worry, be happy mind frame.

4) Dinobot from Beast Wars. I watched Beast Wars from like 3rd grade when it first appeared to like 5th or 6th grade. Don't know exactly when it ended and Best Machines began. Dinobot is a bit of hot head, but he has a sword, a warrior. He is cunning in an insubordinate type of way, but he also has his moments when he is philosophical.

3) Starscream from G1 Transformers. The reason why I think I like Starscream is similar to the reasons I like Dinobot. That and Starscream is voiced by Chris Latta.

2) Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh! Yes, Kaiba is a royal jerk, but he is a royal jerk that I can identify with. He also does have some pretty good lines and a wardrobe that I like. :pffff....coat tails of DOOM: It certainly has a certain flair to it. I can have a good laugh about how over the top the drama is (in the English dub), but in some ways the show is a good meditation on the nature of good and evil and I think the implied message that can be taken away is very few people are beyond redemption. Kaiba, Pegasus, Marik and Darts all in the end find some measure of redemption, except for the spirit of the millenium ring.

1) Megamind has to take the number one spot even though this is not in any particular order just because I have invested so much of my time into this community and this character.
roxymoxy21
Feb. 13th, 2012 07:43 pm (UTC)
Hmm, my top ten sexy animated men... hmmm

well
10. is Ash Ketchum from Pokemon, yeah yeah start throwing tomatoes... lol but IDK I felt really weird when I found out he was voiced by a woman. O-o. Plus it had something to do with the fact that I wanted to be Misty and shipped him and Misty.

9. Tulio, from Rio and yes it has something to do with his geekyness. I kinda like geeky men. And well his VA is HOT.

8. Tulio from Road to El Dorado. Yes, yes its been said before but he is smokin!

7.Eric from the Little Mermaid. He was the only prince I really liked from the Disney selection till later when they improved them. Talk about bland from Snow white >.<

6. Aladdin, from well Aladdin.. considering he was Disney's first prince who wasn't really a prince at the beginning.. plus having a monkey for a sidekick is awesome! Although I prefer Minion still.

5. Tarzan... loin cloth-cladded.. *blushes* I also like George of the jungle played by Brendan Fraiser.

4.Flynn Rider (I refuse to call him Eugene >.<) He's hot and I love that he and Megamind both share the goatee luv as well as his VA is also my crush. Love my Zach Levi <3

3. Prince Naveen- Gah, accent-check, beautiful tanned skin-check, smoldering golden eyes-check.... Mmm. Tiana is lucky.

2. A oldie but a good one. He's like the 1997 Flynn, Dimitri from Anastasia. I cannot tell you how many times I have had to explain Anastasia is NOT a Disney production. And Dimitri is proof. He's sarcastic, witty, somewhat cold, but in the end he gives up the reward for Anya's love and that was really gets me, plus its nice to see that he and Anya don't turn into royalty, she gives up her title to be with him. Daww.. Plus the sexual tension between the two was soooo apparent much like MM/RR

1. Is it really a surprise Megamind is my number one? I mean he has it all. He's sensitive, vulnerable, eager, happy, moody... everything. Plus it would be such a plus to have a guy who's really good with tech. I wouldn't be suffering if he was here. lol But yeah that part where Roxanne gives him a hug, the look in those lovely green eyes of his. Gaaaah, its sooo "Awe!"
raspberryseedz
Feb. 13th, 2012 07:51 pm (UTC)
Here's mine, though the numbering is pretty arbitrary.

10. Clopin from Hunchback of Notre Dame

I honestly don't know what makes me love this guy as much as I do, he's more a glorified MC than an actual character and is kinda foppish and silly at points... a lot of points. But he's probably the most genuinely fun character in the whole movie (he may hang someone unjustly but by God, it will be entertaining!) and I love the mask + hat combo.

And he's totally sexier than Frollo! The only reason I might consider Frollo to be the least bit attractive is due to his voice. Tony Jay's voice is delicious-ness!

9. Sokka from Avatar the Last Airbender

I'm actually not a huge Sokka fan most of the time. Azula's actually my favorite character of the show, followed by Iroh. But if we're talking hottness... when Sokka's in his enthusiastic, inventor nerd-mode he's pretty darned hot IMO. It's funny cuz he turned into a bit of a lady's man on the show and other than laughing at his occasional overconfidence I didn't much care for him after that... then he'd do something endearinging nerdy and I'd right back to loving him agian.

8. Sinbad from Sinbad Legend of the Seven Seas

These two are like the prototype Megamind/Roxanne. You've got the professional criminal who isn't sure he wants to be the bad guy or not and the spunky, morally upstanding woman he has a troublesome crush on and circumstances lead to them working together to save their city and in the end he learns to be responsible for his actions etc. etc. This movie was my "guilty pleasure Dreamworks movie" for awhile cuz while I don't think the story is as good as it could've been I still can't help but like it.

Sinbad himself is kinda like that for me. He's a jerkass for most of the movie to the point of coming of a little detached and uncaring about everything and his turnaround might've been better if they did a better job showing why he chose to live as thief in the first place and his relationship with Marina felt more genuine... but even through all that, he's still just charming enough and adventerous enough I can't help but love the guy. And he's voiced by Brad Pitt.

7. Terry McGinnis from Batman Beyond

This is more from when I was younger and watched Batman Beyond more than the earlier animated series. He was Batman with an awesome-r suit and more good-humored, accessible personality even if he carried a lot of baggage from his criminal past. Terry's a bit too teen-angsty for me now, I think, but he's still sexier than Bruce to me for some reason even though I like Bruce a little better as a character. Call it nostalgia, I guess.

6. Gambit from X-Men

Gambit had one of the dumbest character designs of all time (trenchcoat notwithstanding). And he was still hot. That is all.


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raspberryseedz
Feb. 13th, 2012 08:11 pm (UTC)
5. Dr. Facilier & Prince Naveen from Princess and the Frog

Yeah, I tried choosing between one or the other and I couldn't. They both have sexy voices, Naveen's made up French/Italian/Spanish-esque accent and Facilier's...um, Keith David. They both rock their respective hatwear. I love Naveen's perky, rebellious jazz-loving nature and Facilier's smooth, Cab Calloway-ness. They both are a lot of fun, even if Facilier would probably rob you blind and Naveen's more than a little bit an irresponsible womanizer.

4. Hades from Hercules

I still remember the day I realized the only reason I liked Disney's Hercules was because Hades was hot as hell (that doesn't count as a pun, does it?) He had all the best lines, knows how to turn on the charm when he needs to, and actually managed considerably more passion and drive in what he was doing than any of the protagonists. Also, flaming blue hair is hot.

3. Moses from Prince of Egypt

Dear Dreamworks, Thank you for not animating the Jesus story. Moses was bad enough, I don't know if I could live with the shame of finding any version of Jesus sexually attractive.

But yeah, I've had a huge crush on this Moses since I was a young'un. Maybe it was the cheekbones and the wide-set eyes, maybe it was the facial hair, maybe the fact that he spends a good chunk of the movie shirtless... What was I talking about again?
Anyway, I actually loved that he started off as a misbehaving punk and still kept much of his good humor even as the story went on and things got more complicated. And it's one of the few roles of Val Kilmer that I really loved. This was a weird choice of subject matter for Dreamworks to tackle and they did a great job with it, IMHO.

2. Dean from The Iron Giant

The NChick mentioned him before getting to the actual list and I be lying to myself if I didn't echo her sentiment, he should be gettin' more love from us fanladies. He's laid back and cool but still goes out of his way to help out a random little kid and his giant alien robot. He's the only reason I knew what a beatnick was as a preteen. His opening scene ended with a squirrell crawling up his pants and he still managed to retain most of his dignity throughout the rest of the movie... I'm gonna move on now.

1. Beast/Prince Adam

Yes, his unofficial name is Adam, so that's what I'm using. A lot of people seem to have gripes with Adam's design but the only thing I found really off putting was his soft voice. I guess I'm more of a voice person *shrug* It shouldn't matter that much anyway, according to the movie.
Regardless, the animation on this guy in both forms is some of the absolute best ever. I love the mismatch of animals in the Beast's design, I love the moments, especially towards the end, where you can practically see his human face under all that fur. And yes, I love his angry, tortured brooding-ness and how adorable his trying-to-be-a-nice-guy montage is and the fact that he can setup an impromptu ballroom dance one date night.


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lilithisbitter
Feb. 13th, 2012 08:16 pm (UTC)
I'm going to have to agree with everyone's lists and add one of my own.

10. David Xanatos (Gargoyles) - He's charming, he's the right kind of evil (the kind that can convince you that his side is utterly completely right), he's willing to put on the hammy villain hat for a lark, the tricker Puck in disguise is his bro/manservant/sparring partner, he convinced people to put a castle on top of his tower and got the building code guys in NYC to OK it with his charms, the list goes on. And what this man has is hot Greek looks and the voice of one William Riker. Pay a man enough and he'll walk barefoot into hell... well, you don't have to pay him much, when you have Xanatos' smoldering good looks.

9. Terry McGinnis (Batman Beyond) - Batman Beyond came about when DC wanted a Batman in High School shot. Instead, what they got was so much better, an aged Batman passing the mantle onto young Terry. Terry's got that bad kid appeal and let's face it, every girl loves a bad boy... that's why we love us some Megamind. Years after Batman's retirement Terry is on the run from the Jokers, a gang who has modeled themselves after the long dead crime fighter of the same name. He finds his way onto Wayne Manor, where an aged Bruce comes to his aid. This puts stress on the crimefighter and Terry has to help him inside. This leads to Terry discovering that Bruce was once Batman. One things leads to another and Terry finds himself in a sexy skintight Batsuit. The fangirls... approve.

8. Wheatley (Portal 2) - Since we're listing computer games as well, Wheatley from Portal 2 certainly counts. Yes, he's a metal eye, but he's a sexy sexy metal eye. I should explain. You are Chell, plucky mute heroine of Portal. You've been captured after the events of the first game and put into long term storage. After a long term sleep, where things go to pot, you are awoken by Wheatley, a personalty sphere, who looks like a giant eyeball with a blue iris, with a sexy sexy British accent. The man is voiced by Stephen Merchant, known for his work on The Office, And Idiot Abroad, and The Ricky Gervais Show, he of the sexy sexy height of 6'7. Wheatley is a bit of a dimwit, but man alive for what is basically a metal eyeball, he is one of the most expressive characters ever.

7. GERTY (Moon) - Yes, Moon is a live action film, but GERTY is a CGI construct so he counts. Who knew that a robot who looked like an X-ray crossed with GLaDOS from Portal who can only emote in emoticons could be so attractive? Voiced by Kevin Spacey, GERTY proves the exception to the rule that the giant hunk of computer will not turn on you. Sometimes he just wants to be your friend. And damnit, that is sexy.

6. Kyon (The Haruhi Suzumiya Series) - Voiced by Crispin Freeman... need we say more. Actually, yes we do. We do need to say more. Kyon is the only straight man in a gang of Espers, Time Travelers, Aliens, and a girl who might be God. See, Kyon met a strange and unusual girl named Haruhi Suzumiya. Haruhi was bored of life like a gender flipped Sherlock Holmes if someone gave Sherlock to ability to uncreate reality. Yes, uncreate reality. Haruhi has the unconscious ability to affect the nature of reality around her based on her whim and mood at the time. Which is why there are all these oddities of nature... Haruhi wants does things to exist, so therefore they do. But on at the same time, the logical part of her brain tells her they can't, so she doesn't notice these wonders she has created. She is a god unaware. The danger is if she gets too bored, she might uncreate reality and create a new one in its place and how would you know if she hadn't done it before? The solution... keep Haruhi Suzumiya happy. And Kyon is all the sexier for it. That and his deadpan snarker narration.

5. Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender) - Somebody has to love the meat and sarcasm guy. Let it be me. Sokka was supposed to be more serious until his voice actor proved incapable of being that serious. It was all for the best. Sokka's not just the meat and sarcasm guy... he's the idea guy, the guy with sword from outer space, the pimp, the man with the warrior's wolf tail, and he is Wang Fire. What more do you need? Ladies, single file.

lilithisbitter
Feb. 13th, 2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
4. The Music Meister (Batman: The Brave and the Bold) - He brought the world together in crime and song. And he's voiced by the talented Neil Patrick Harris. One of the few episodes to get a soundtrack released.

3. Milo Thatch (Alantis: The Lost Empire) - I've got a weakness for guys in glasses. And bowties. Bowties are cool now, the Doctor told me so. Milo wears both. And this was the movie that introduced me to Joss Whedon, Steampunk, and Hellboy. I've got so much to thank for it. The smexy geek is the cherry on top of the cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is this movie.

2. Basil (The Great Mouse Detective) - This movie is a stepping stone for all Sherlockians and Holmesians alike. He puts on disguises and sulks between cases (no cocaine, the Big D is not okay with it), it's Basil of Baker Street).

1. Megamind (Megamind) - He of the expressive face and the attractive oversized head. He who made us realize blue is grand. What more can we say? but this list... building up to this! Bravo, Megamind, bravo. Take a bow. And another. But not too many, you'll get dizzy.
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raspberryseedz
Feb. 13th, 2012 08:20 pm (UTC)
About Jack Spicer...
Jack wasn't just the best thing about that show, he was the ONLY good thing about that show. When the writing started to dumb down his competence for some reason the quality of the rest of the show took a nose dive along with it.

To this day my brother and I call this phenomena where one character makes the entire show "the Jack Spicer Effect"
filthy_animal
Feb. 13th, 2012 08:34 pm (UTC)
Re: About Jack Spicer...
I couldn't keep watching the show in the third season-- imagine my fangirl rage when I woke up early to see MY BABY and a whole episode went by with all of the other stupid villains they added and NOT HIM. SOB. I wasn't happy. At all.

Also Good-Jack? Ungh. Ungh. UNGH. Thank god becoming a hero doesn't make Megamind a giant boring bitch or I might have flipped a table in Dreamworks' honor.

Jack is the reason I would stand behind a well-written Megamind cartoon with some faith, honestly. But only if he's the focus character and IN CHARACTER. I could handle Good-Megamind maybe for like an episode as a ridiculous joke but then PUT IT BACK AND DON'T FUCK WITH IT AGAIN, YOU HEAR ME DREAMWORKS?

I'm still not sure what the fuck happened in that show. By season three they had WAY too many villains and they wouldn't get rid of them. Boring villains, too.

Oh and Jack's fanboy crush on Chase Young wins all the awards.

/fangirly nostalgia

also obligatory-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOYSr2x3Tz0
edit: NOPE WAIT THIS ONE INSTEAD BECAUSE I SHIP IT

edit again: WAIT NO I FOUND THESE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx8-p3TmCU8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssfCHenG56s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXR02cYR6Zk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqe6nOb6KxQ
There, that's probably every good Jack scene worth watching anyway :U ANYWAY I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING FOR THE NEXT HOUR /poofs to watch these

Edited at 2012-02-13 08:43 pm (UTC)
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mentalguru
Feb. 13th, 2012 08:44 pm (UTC)
I shall be probably shunned since Megamind doesn't figure on my list at all. And he actually never could. I love him, but not that way unfortunately. lol.

Technically my 'real' top ten list would have both guys and girls, but for the sake of argument I'll concentrate on guys.

1=) Goliath from Gargoyles
1=) Leonardo, TMNT (2003 animated version). Yeah. Shut up. Just something about these two guys, and it's odd since most of the time I go for the 'humans' as it were (or human shaped).
3) Tarzan, the animated Disney version
4) The Flash (the version from Justice League Unlimited- it's odd since while Kid Flash is also supposed to be the same guy in Young Justice I HATE kid flash and wish he'd DIAF- though I hear also that while the 'same' guy the personality of the one I like is technically from a different flash)
5) Batman (Bruce Wayne)
6) Batman (Terry McGuiness)
7) Superman, specifically from Justice League Unlimited version shown.
8) Both Ozai and 9) Hakoda from ATLA. Ozai is completely and utterly shallow- he's just that hot. Hakoda has a better personality though.
10) Aladdin. Also Kuzko from Emperor's New groove for the lulz for some reason. Also Basil from the Great Mouse Detective. Yeah.

Edited at 2012-02-13 08:45 pm (UTC)
talanigreywolf
Feb. 13th, 2012 10:05 pm (UTC)
Sadly, not all my fiction characters are animated, but these are the ones thatt are:
1. Megamind (Duuh!), cause who wouldn't? http://images.wikia.com/dreamworks/images/8/84/Megamind_2.jpg
2. Goliath, cause...well, just cause. http://lh3.ggpht.com/_liy5TQXMz_E/SnrxwRF3xFI/AAAAAAAAAtc/0HMo30rnwIo/s1600/POST_Gargoyles_Goliath_grande.jpg
3. Danny (from 'Cats Don't Dance), cause Scott Bakula did his voice. http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6200000/DannyXD-cats-dont-dance-6285219-320-320.jpg
4. Beast (Disney's version), cause Robby Benson has ALWAYS been awesome. http://nayara.edublogs.org/files/2009/10/bela-e-fera1.jpg
5. Terence (Disney's Fairies), cause he's just too adorable! http://neverpedia.com/wiki/images/1/1a/Terence.jpg
6. Jack Skellington, cause I like em tall and lean.http://rlv.zcache.com/nightmare_before_christmas_jack_skellington_poster-rdd5bf07b746d4b63813801f08526ec24_o61_400.jpg
I figured links to the images so my comment doesn't take up a lot of space.

Edited at 2012-02-13 10:08 pm (UTC)
innsmouth_eyes
Feb. 14th, 2012 01:02 am (UTC)
I'm glad I'm no the only one who thought Goliath was hot :)

5. Goliath (Gargoyles). I love anything voiced by Keith David, and he's perfect for the wise, fierce and sober character of Goliath. And he's just got that face too.

4. Treize Khushrenada (Gundam Wing). Yeah, I went through an anime phase. Those eyebrows, damn. And I love David Kaye's voice as well.

3. Raziel (Legacy of Kain series). A video game, but animated! Super hot as a vampire even though I hate vampires. Somehow even more hot as a soul-sucking ghoul with half a face. Voice by Michael Bell makes the character.

2. Aku (Samurai Jack). This is a weird one. He's Pure Evil for real, and he's a horrifying giant black pillar with an ogre face. But he's just so awesome and he has that super-slim, wide shoulders thing that I love. I wonder if he needs an evil queen. Mako's voice work was amazing, I am so sad he's gone.

1. Megamind! Oh my god. Why do I love him so much?? I'm constantly amazed ad how the creators decided to go against every convention of "handsome" you see in male leads and ended up with a character who is attractive in every way, whether he's being evil, goofy or heroic. He's just so great. I wish I was Roxanne so bad.
sharelle
Feb. 14th, 2012 04:54 am (UTC)
Oh, Filthy, did you ever ask the right question! And cartoon fanatic that I am, I could list way more than 10! (I even used to have a "harem" at the now-defunct "Animated Lust" website.)

I'm more than willing to admit that I do have a type: I like 'em bad. With only the occasional exceptions. What can I say? I'm a sucker for a good redemption arc. Wicked, ambiguous, tortured, sarcastic, mysterious . . . and with the potential to be redeemed? Gimme, gimme!

Also, there's no way I could rank these according to favorites, so I've put them (more or less) in reverse-chronological order. Some are listed for more nostalgic reasons than current obsessions. (Pictures are linked so I didn't take up too much room!)

10) Megamind (Megamind) - Wouldn't be in the comm if he wasn't on the list somewhere! And what can I say that hasn't already been said?

9) Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) - As soon as he started running around as the Blue Spirit, I was smitten. By the time the episode "Zuko Alone" rolled around, he could pretty much have his way with me.

8) Scott Summers/Cyclops (X-Men: Evolution) - One of my only good boys. This one surprised me. Under normal circumstances I'd be more of a Gambit fan. But there was something about the Evolution version of Scott that I really liked.

7) Albert Wesker (Resident Evil series) - Do video game characters count? He is animated. Okay, this one's hella evil, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. But dayum, he's so hot!

6) Corporal Neil Fleming (Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within) - Sarcastic? Check. Charming? Check. Hot? Check. Good with his hands? Check. (Also dead, but you can't have everything.)

5) Ashitaka (Princess Mononoke) - Another genuine good guy. I'm not a big anime fan, but this was a gorgeous movie. (Plus, Billy Crudup is yummy.)

4) Terry McGinnis/Batman (Batman Beyond) - I noticed a few others here have a thing for this particular incarnation of the Dark Knight. Me too, ladies. Me too.

3) Captain James Hook (Peter Pan and the Pirates) - I'm not sure if it's so much him, as the fact that Tim Curry voiced him. Because, come on! It's Tim Curry!

2) Snake Eyes (G.I. Joe) - Strong, silent, mysterious, . . . And with a physique like that, it doesn't really matter that you never once see his face.

1) Eric the Cavalier (Dungeons & Dragons) - It's possible I'm the only one here who remembers (and loves) this series. (Since it originally aired in 1983.) Eric was probably supposed to just be an archetype - the token "coward" character in the series. But he became a lot more than that as the show progressed. My love of a good redemption story probably started here.


Wow. All that, and nary a Disney hero in sight. To be fair, though, I did say my list could have been a lot longer! :)
megam1nd
Feb. 14th, 2012 08:57 pm (UTC)
Ok, I'm probably going to be damned for this, but what the heck! Here's my list (please don't judge! ^_^;) in as close an order to actual placement as I could make it... Though to be honest, numbers 5-10 are practically almost equal in my opinion... I'm going to have to post this in two comments, I think. In any case, here it is:

10. Mosquiton from the anime Master of Mosquiton! Who wouldn't want this goofy, submissive, gentle-until-he-bites-you-and-becomes-evil vampire in their bed? *Laughs* Mosquiton never fails to bring a smile to my face! He's sweet, drop dead sexy, and is super hot even when he's evil! And he can clean a house like no one's business! Oh, I want him... ;D

9. Allen Schezar from the anime series Escaflowne. Probably the closest thing you'll find to an actual "human" on my list (we'll ignore the fact he lives on Gaea and not Earth), he's strong, confident, gentlemanly, and just gorgeous! With long blonde hair and piercing blue eyes, he's the epitome of hot (a combination you'll see reflects my #2 choice), and add to it the fact he's a knight and AH! *Swoon* Is it any wonder he has a reputation as a ladies' man without trying? ;P

8. Shido from the anime series NightWalker. Yep, that's right -- another vampire! ;P His sharp golden eyes and long purple hair are just to die for, and he's just plain sexy. He's a vampire who hates what he is and hunts down other "NightWalkers" to stop them from killing humans. How much cooler can you get? This is actually one of the few (if not the only) horror series I like, anime or otherwise, and it's probably due to Shido to be honest... I just can't resist him! ^_^

7. Loki from the anime series Mythical Detective Loki: Ragnarok. It's very hard to get any cooler than Loki! A Norse god banished from Asgard by Odin and stuck on Earth in the form of a young boy running a paranormal detective agency, Loki is wise and mischievous, playful but always in control. And when he gets to take on his true form -- a handsome young man with vivid green eyes and the ability to sprout white wings at command -- ladies, watch out! He is definitely a ladies' man and a flirt, and is always followed by squealing women eager to throw themselves at his feet! Mmmm... I definitely wouldn't say no to having this god in my bed! ;D

6. Link from the video game series The Legend of Zelda. I'd be shocked if anyone didn't know who this guy was! ;P He's elven (Hylian, whatever; he has elf ears!!! XP), blonde hair, blue eyes, dresses in medieval garb, and brandishes a sword!!! Need I say more? I almost DIED in Twilight Princess when he was learning how to wrestle with his uncle and took his shirt off... GAH!! So sexy!!! ;D (I never beat Twilight Princess, so if you comment, no spoilers please. ^_^;)
megam1nd
Feb. 14th, 2012 09:01 pm (UTC)
5. Axl from the video game series Mega Man X. And here's where you begin to see where my old loyalties used to lie... Megamind knocked these guys out of first place, but they still hold a place in my heart! (WARNING: there may be spoilers within the next few paragraphs in case you haven't played the games!) Axl is a young Maverick Hunter, a new generation reploid prototype. (For those who don't know, a "reploid" is a "robot" that can think for himself, feel emotions, and make his own decisions. Though mechanical, they are practically human. A "Maverick" is any reploid infected by the Maverick virus that decides all humans must be destroyed and kills them.) Axl has the energy of a teenager; he's spunky and tough, knows how to fight, isn't afraid to, and thanks to his copy chip, can change his form to mimic other reploids and their abilities/weapons. His weapon of choice are his guns, and he's a crack shot with excellent aim! I love his orange hair, green eyes, and even the x-shaped scar across his face stemming from his unfortunate past... Definitely a hottie! ;D (And he idolizes Zero; definitely a plus in my book! Smart boy... XP)

4. Forte.exe from the anime/manga series Rockman.EXE (Mega Man NT Warrior here in the states, but the original name seems to fit this series better and it was never fully brought over, so I watched most of it subtitled) based on the video game series of the same name (Mega Man: Battle Network here). Forte is such a badass!!! He's incredibly powerful and barely even blinks when attacked! He's a solo net-navi (too complicated for me to get into here) and hates humans, though his reasons for his hatred vary between the anime, manga, and video games. In any case, he's consumed by darkness after having suffered living in it for so many years, and is constantly looking for opponents to fight stronger than him. I love his red eyes, and the cloak lends him an air of mystery that's just plain sexy! What can I say? I'm a sucker for the bad boys sometimes. ;P

3. Mega Man X from the series of video games bearing his name. X is (technically) the first of his kind, the original reploid built by Dr. Light. "All" others were built based off his designs. He is extremely emotional and guided by his heart. Though he is a Maverick Hunter, and one of the best of them at that, he is a pacifist and is extremely torn up by the Maverick wars that rage around him. He doesn't like killing his own kind, wishes there were some other way to end the war, longs for a cure for the virus to make fighting unnecessary, and dreams of a day when reploids and humans can live in peace. He is plagued by doubt and not afraid to show it. He is very gentle, and cries freely. My heart bleeds for X, and that may be why I like him so much. He's so sweet and innocent, yet he blames himself for the war and hates that he must be caught up in it. Poor X... I could never say no to him. ;P (I'm not going to get into his fate in the Mega Man Zero games here, so this is the X timeline specifically.) His partner and best friend is Zero.
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lasersandspikes
Apr. 8th, 2012 03:42 pm (UTC)
OK, I'm a bit late to this, but here we go! XD

10. Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)
I don't even know, but my love for spindly men started off with him, and now it's grown.

9. Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
Don't even ask. I can't. I just don't even know...
You can't deny his theme song is BOSS.

8. Hades (Hercules)
C'mon, I don't think I even need to explain myself here, do I?

7. Tulio (El Dorado)
Oh look, another spindly man!

6. Raoul (Monster in Paris)
Spindly man syndrome strikes again!

5. Cornelius (Thumbelina)
I forgot all about this crush for years, and then I'm scrolling through Tumblr and I find a GIF set of the hottest fairy prince in existence, and my ovaries just proceeded to crumble...
"We'll see the universe and dance on Saturn's riiiiiiings~"

4. Captain Hook (Peter Pan)
In retrospect this guy is kinda spindly too... >_>
OH THE THINGS HE COULD DO WITH THAT HOOK.
Ok, I'll stop.

3. Freakazoid (Freakazoid)
Yeah, my obsession for blue skinned guys with questionable sanity had to start somewhere... XD
I only just started watching it again on YouTube, and hot DAMN that inner fangirl of mine was twitching...

2. Link (Legend of Zelda)
Technically he's 'animated', and he's been a part of my men-I'd-like-to-lock-in-my-sex-dungeon list for as long as I can remember.
Blonde hair and blue eyes coupled with a pair of tights and a short tunic? YES PLEASE.
STAB ME WITH THAT SWORD, BB.

1. Megamind (Megamind, duhhhh)
Obvious reasons include his outrageous level of hotness.
Other reasons are his choice of fashion. I'm a die-hard goth, so his clothing just turned me on in every possible way...
And I've always had a thing for blue guys, and aliens, so. Yeah, he ticked all the boxes! (which has never happened before!)
I dig how his ears and cheeks are slightly purple, and I love how the fandom uses this logic in smutfics and dirty fanart.
I also REALLY love his nose. Like, I can't even explain it; it's just hnnnngggg~! D8>
I want to kiss it. Or share eskimo-kisses with him.

I'M DONE NOW. -sidles away-
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